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Wabern |
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gnet,cs,quake,fifa,warcraft,nfs,bf,ut,lan,xbox,rest |
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2 Pac Aimee Mann Apocalyptica Beatles Bob Dylan Creedence Clearwater Revival Eric Clapton Fugees Jurassic 5 Methodman & Redman Oasis REM
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2 Pac - All Eyez On Me 2 Pac - Thugz Mansion 2 Pac - Holla At Me A-Ha - Summer Moved On Afrob feat. Ferris MC - Reimemonster Animals - House Of The Rising Sun Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen the Rain Creme de la Creme - Porno Funk Eric Clapton - Cocaine Fugees - Fu-Gee-La (Refugee Camp Global Mix) Joe Cocker - Night Calls Jurassic 5 - Concrete Schoolyard Kaoma - Lambada Led Zeplin - Stairway To Heaven Methodman & Redman - How High Oasis - Masterplan Oasis - Live Forever Ol' Dirty Bastard - Baby I Got Your Money Paul McCartney - Hope Of Deliverance REM - Loosing My Religion Rolling Stones - Angie Ruhrpott AG - Kreuzwortfeuer Spooman - Ganjafeld Tekitha feat. Ghostface Killah - You Tina Turner - Proud Mary The Doors - Break On Through The Eagles - Hotel California The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreaming Wurzel 5 - De Schatte Vo De Staate |
Movies:
28 Days Later Gladiator Ice Age Lawrence of Arabia Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Lord of the Rings 1&2&3 Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Snatch The 13th Warrior The Big Lebowski The Boondock Saints X-Men 1&2 |
Movie Quotes:
Pulp Fiction
"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast." |
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass." |
Reservoir Dogs:
"I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want." "Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that." |
"Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses." |
The Big Lebowski:
"You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." "Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." "Jesus." "You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus." |
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." |
"Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain." |
The 13th Warrior:
"Give an Arab a sword, he makes a knife. When you die can I give that to my daughter?" |
"Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers, Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning, Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever" |
X-Men:
"So... What are they?" "They're angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel." "They're beautiful. How many do you have?" "One for every sin. So quite a few." |
"It is an historical fact, sharing has never been humanity's defining attribute." |
"Ah, Mr. Stryker! Come to see that American tax dollars are keeping me comfortable?" |
"The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me." |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:
"What's that?" "It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail." "No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint." "You want a pint, you go to the pub." "This is a pub!" "It's a Samoan pub." |
"Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe." |
"I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something." "Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking." |
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia." |
Snatch:
"Eighty-six carats." "Where?" "London." "London?" "London." "London?" "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON." |
"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together." |
"So, what you doin here?" "I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?" "What's in the car?" "Seats and a steering wheel." |
"I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible." |
Braveheart:
"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked". |
"Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him." "If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?" "Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?" "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God." "Yes, Father." "The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question." "The answer is yes. Fight for me, you get to kill the English." "Excellent." |
to be continued ;p
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War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. (Winston Churchill) |
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Lieblingsmusik: | siehe oben ;P |
| Lieblingsessen: | Teigwaren à la sosi |
| Lieblingsgetr�nk: | Klosterbräu |
| Lieblingsspiel: | Unreal Series |
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| | | Mainboard: | nVidia nForce 2 400Ultra |
| Maus: | Intelli Explorer 3.0 |
| | Grafikkarte: | Geforce4 ti 4200 |
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